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8:10pm August 30, 2014

ufosama:

this is terrifying

Mr. Clean is going to kill you and then clean it up so good the police won’t even be able to prove you exist.

5:09pm August 30, 2014

Why don’t people who expect to send letters back and forth exchange address labels with one another?

1:09pm August 30, 2014
tinalikesbutts:

OH NO
WHATEVER SHALL I DO

Sports games for the computer are overrated anyway.

tinalikesbutts:

OH NO

WHATEVER SHALL I DO

Sports games for the computer are overrated anyway.

1:06pm August 30, 2014

When the goal is so close but you can’t reach it

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11:41am August 30, 2014
  • Plays: 1,526,631
  • Artist: Gregorian
  • Album: Masters of Chant Chapter V
  • Track Name: Boulevard of Broken Dreams

whimmy-bam:

reichenballs:

mrjackles:

the-bookmobile:

Gregorian monks singing “Boulevard of Broken Dreams.”

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Why is this a thing that exists?

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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

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11:00am August 30, 2014
amazingpawsnclaws:

Excuse meee - is there a cone on my head?

Slightly more than one scoop of bun.

amazingpawsnclaws:

Excuse meee - is there a cone on my head?

Slightly more than one scoop of bun.

9:15pm August 29, 2014
cheesydicks:



Sniper knife

cheesydicks:

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Sniper knife

8:59pm August 26, 2014

nicklugo:

Spanish is a beautiful language. You don’t say “I love you” in Spanish, you say “yo quiero comer culo” which translates to “you are the light of my life” which I think is one of the most beautiful things to say to someone

11:50pm August 25, 2014

Follow for mediocre comments added to other peoples’ posts and even more mediocre posts that are original!

P.S. Need more memes.

11:33pm August 25, 2014
adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

Ahh but it is a reelection. That means he already has it and wants to keep it. All lumber of Panem is belong to Voldy.

adubs132:

well shit. voldemort is now trying to take over one of the districts in the hunger games. what is this?

Ahh but it is a reelection. That means he already has it and wants to keep it. All lumber of Panem is belong to Voldy.

6:45pm August 25, 2014
7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

Piece of fruit for a fetus? Fair trade as far as this Yoshi is considered.

7u7:

I offered this yoshi a piece of fruit and it gave me its unborn child

Piece of fruit for a fetus? Fair trade as far as this Yoshi is considered.

2:15pm August 24, 2014
turtleconservancy:

The Turtle Conservancy hatches endangered turtles and tortoises nearly everyday. Donate today at turtleconservancy.org

turtleconservancy:

The Turtle Conservancy hatches endangered turtles and tortoises nearly everyday. Donate today at turtleconservancy.org

9:51am August 23, 2014

upallnightogetloki:

evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…

Funny thing Archduke Franz Ferdinand actually died because of what he was wearing. Fashion being what it was at the time he had to be sewn into his clothing. Doctors administering to the Archduke said they would’ve been able to save him if they hadn’t needed to cut him out of his clothes. The more you know.

P.S. He was wearing bullet resistant clothing on his abdomen but the bullet resistant clothing wasn’t covering his neck. Guess where he was shot? His neck.

11:09pm August 22, 2014
wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree andwoah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

Groot’s early days

wigmund:

meximeximan:

why don’t you make like a tree and

woah

Birnam Wood’s on the march

Groot’s early days

9:31pm August 22, 2014

Tiny nose boop