I may have called someone whom didn’t want me thinking they are weird “weird” by saying whatever they wanted to say to me wouldn’t make me think they are “weird”… I… I may have messed up a bit here. Well everyone is weird you know? But in their own ways (most of em anyway). And the ones that don’t seem weird? They’re so rare their lack of weirdness is what makes them weird. Weird how that all works huh?
Cute wittle froge. Looky! Their eyes take up most of their head and thanks to forced perspective the head seems to be equivalent in size of the rest of the body! Thus with those effects together it makes the cute little eyes of the little froge seem to take up a disproportionately large portion of their body! Aww.
"long story short" is just the spoken version of tl;dr
Given the context (or lack thereof) of this ask I must assume it is dealing with sex. I must also assume it is asking where I prefer one over the other. Based on these assumptions I will make my answer (however if I was mistaken in these assumptions the following answer(s) will not be of the correct nature for such a query).
You ask if I would prefer a “blowjob” or a “handjob”. To answer this I will say of the following: I have neither done, nor had done, either of these things, to either myself or another person. I have never seen these things done, either in person or in any form of audio or visual ways. I have however read about both and thus have a baseline understanding of at least what they themselves are and what the refer to. Given thus; I can tell you from past experiences I prefer neither one nor the other over the other. However, I have thought (to some lengths) about both and I can tell you this; there is no reason in my mind for either my mouth to be near another’s genitalia, or for another’s mouth to be around my own genitalia.
I hope this answers your question at an adequate level, Anon.
I am unable to answer your fan mail. This is because Tumblr requires one to be following someone for a period of time before sending them fan mail (and I haven’t been following you for any length of time) and because you have no ask-box. I however do have an ask box, and if you send non-anon questions through the ask box I can reply and no one has to know about what is said during such messages.
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- Me: *thinks of something during philosophy class*
- Me: *says the thing I thought of during philosophy class, during philosophy class*
- Prof: That's the kind of thing discussed on a dissertation and not a pre-graduate level philosophy class.
I greatly dislike the science shown here. The conclusion (for some reason called the “findings”) is not supported by the evidence shown as coming to said conclusion. 75% of children and 90% of parents makes up EVERYONE? - If nothing else this just shows a majority (and not everyone). Hate is also a poor word choice as I highly doubt the 75% of children that cried and 90% of parents that yelled would go as far as saying they “hate” the science fair - probably they would say something along the lines of that they find it unfavorable, non-preferable, or believe that it should be forced onto all students.
[tl;dr] I deplore your science shown, Susan.
- Me: Slowly over time gets one single note on a post I made weeks or months ago
- Me: "Tumblr"
i want someone who’s never seen b99 to explain this screencap
I honestly don’t think I could if I tried
Doge was upset at the creator of the doge meme and tried to enact doge’s revenge but the creator of the doge meme was prepared, so called some people. Guy he called is seen holding the doge. Owner of the doge’s girlfriend was trying to say something on how doge has a totally legit reason to attack the creator of the doge meme, so the owner of doge is trying to stop her from saying anything with whatever is at hand. All this while looking towards the creator of the doge meme (pictured far left) who looks angry enough to break a neck or something, which is clearly highly unusual since the friend he called is even looking terrified. Doge is just hanging out and has relaxed, doge no longer cares about the revenge, and thinks it’s kinda funny doge’s owner looks so terrified. Also, doge is checking out doge’s owner’s butt.